So Sam tells me all the time that he needs more black socks and that he can never find matches for church on Sunday. For Christmas and his birthday when our parents ask him what he needs, he ALWAYS says socks! I have been organizing our closets and today I decided to work on Sam's sock drawer......well, 26 1/2 pairs of plain black socks later I am thinking that he probably has ENOUGH black socks. He would only have to wear each pair of socks to church 2 times a YEAR! I called him up and asked him how many pairs of black socks he thought he needed to be happy. He said "I could use some more black socks. I need at least 10 pair." I am keeping 11 pair. So please Mom and Dad, when Sam tells you he needs black socks for Christmas or his Birthday I can assure you that he does NOT need socks! P.S. He has only a fraction of black socks as his white socks.....so you know what I will be doing tomorrow:)